From the "I love Iraq" blog.
It is a well-known historical fact that our country, Iraq, is the cradle of the most ancient human civilizations on earth. Ancient Iraqis invented writing and they were the first to enact laws. They also invented the sponge which we use today in our bathrooms. And as we know from all the history books that Saddam crammed into our heads, our forefathers were the pillar which human civilization was erected on.
According to the latest archaeological excavations which have not yet been made public as a result of the liberation's circumstances, our forefathers were the first to use cellphones but -and this is a big BUT- Iraqis could not continue their ongoing development because of the international circumstances surrounding them at the time.
One of the main goals of Saddam during his reign was to bring back the old glories of Iraq through new and useful inventions for mankind. And indeed he succeeded in innovating new methods of governance which will be studied for a long time to come. Unfortunately though, he was not the first or the only one in such attempts. He was preceded by Hitler and many others, and despite the originality of his experiments he failed to create a unique Iraq in this regard, but we cannot deny the fact that he earnestly tried to make Iraq an unmatched example in something.
Now that Saddam is gone and with him his unparalleled experiments, do we have the right, as Iraqis, to abandon our role as eternal pioneers? The problem now is that the world has not left us anything to invent, but is this really an obstacle for the incredible Iraqi mind with all the great leaders we have?
Our new leaders studied this problem and held continuous meetings day and night until they finally came up with the most modern governing system practiced by mankind. It's called Kilmen Eedeh Ileh, which can be roughly translated to "Anyone can do as they will."
Our heroic governorates started implementing this new system immediately. Their blessings are already pouring on the citizens of Baghdad by ridding them of electricity for fear of electric shock. That was stated by our gallant electricity minister, who spared no effort in providing darkness for the citizens of the capital out of concern for their eyesights which have been damaged from repeated viewings of the fiery statements from our great leaders on Al-Iraqiya station, which recently started following the example of its predecessor, Iraq TV, when the newscaster smilingly announces: "And this is the complete recording of the victorious president's speech."
Other governorates, just out of concern for the central government's comfort, have took it upon themselves to sign mutual cooperation and understanding pacts with neighboring countries.
Congratulations to the prime minister for such governorate administrations which are trying to carry everything they can (of responsibilities and nothing else!) instead of burdening his central government. All it seems able to do is to implore the neighboring country to refrain from signing such agreements with our heroic governorates, as Hoshiar Zebari did when he called on Iran to stop receiving official delegations from Iraq. It appears that according to our new (masterpiece) constitution that the authority of the central government includes neighboring states but not the governorates.

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